Tuesday, March 2, 2010
How much do i love thee... let me count the ways
A snippet from our conversations.
" I love chicken like Romeo's love for Juliet"
" I love chicken as much as an anorexic girl hates food"
" Anorexic girls don't hate food! they just don't like to eat."
"what! that made no sense. you lose"
" OK, I love chicken as much as Israel hates Palestine"
" well... I love chicken as much as a bulimic girl likes to throw up"
"I'm not even sure they like doing that, they just don't want to get fat"
" that's besides the point, i love chicken!"
" wow are you guys still talking about chicken?"