I cleaned a stove today and i don't even work at Mcdee's

It was my first time cleaning a stove and i found it oddly satisfying.
it all started when my brother decided to complain that no one was making him any food. i proceeded to tell him that if he's so stupid that he can't open the fridge and get his own food, then he's too dumb to pass his AP exam on Friday ( of course i said it in a nicer way ;)) so he proceeded to clank the fork on the pan! you are probably like, "umm where did the pan come into this, ahh what a lamo comeback" but if you know me the sound of metal on metal is like ear-stabbing-nails on a blackboard sound to me. i ignored it once but the second time around i splashed him with the soap and water i was doing the dishes with, he in turn threw a cup of water at me, and then my mom stepped in and the fun was over! and so i had to clean the stove. The end.

cleaning? wat? who mee??

I Am going spring cleaning on my room. If you've been through university finals before you know the mess. It's almost a beautiful piece of art that you feel bad cleaning it!! but since my mama has been yelling at me everyday to clean it up, i have no option but to destroy my work of art. I've actually started on it already, I'd take pictures of the before and after but my camera is broken. hey, maybe i should work on fixing the camera instead of cleaning the room!